You give me the eyes, and the pace of my heartbeat it quickens
Eyebrows are raised, and I think I know just what you’re thinkin
It could be great, it could be unicorns humping in honey
Or it could be bad, like Putin dry fucking Trump’s hairpiece

(first chorus)
Should we hook up
Maybe our friendship would grow while I bang you.
Should we hook up
Feeling the guilt and the shame is something I’m very used to

We might fall in love, and it might cause a rift in our drinking group
And when we break up, will you promise to delete my nudes
It could be great, it could be unicorns floating on Kush
Or it could be bad, like Steve Buscemi eating out Barbara Bush

(2nd chorus)
Should we hook up
You should know, that sometimes my thighs get real greasy
Should we hook up
You might see some stuff on my pannies
Should we hok up
Plz let me know so that I can start shaving
Should we hook up
It might be real bad but it might be amazing

That wasn’t so awful, I might even wanna try it again
If this wasn’t so awkward, if when you saw me you, hadn’t ran

(3rd chorus)
We shouldnta hooked up
I feel like you owe me a favor
We shouldnta hooked up
Cause now you remind me of all my own failurs
We shouldnta hooked up
Doing your friends is just fucking with nature
We shouldnta hooked up
Don’t ever fuck people you know, just strangers and animals