What am I doing with my life right now? Coastin by
What am I doing with my life right now? Getting high

She said she’s an artist. Don’t you mean an alcoholic?
Ain’t that the same thing?
What are you doing? Thank you I had an audition
How long ago?
Just last spring.

Mom and dad think I’m spending my every night
Putting my time in at these open mics
But I’m spending 90% of my night trying to find the right movie on Netflix
I’ve watched the beginning of thirty movies in one hour

Is it coastin’ cause I’m not boastin bout my new novel
It’s not finished yet, but it will be
It’s about me.
How many pages have I done? Not many, but lots of character descriptions

What am I doing with my life right now? Coastin by
Not washing my hair as much
What am I doing with my life right now? Getting high
Giving organic food a try

He asks, ‘are you single?” Oh could you smell my desperation
And low self esteem?
‘It was just a question, but by the way have you tried online dating?’

All my friends are stressing bout not being married
Holy shit, that sounds rough my friend
With me what’s new? It’s all cool, I’m twenty-eight
And just realized I’m a fucking lesbian
I’m gonna be so bad at eating pussy

Is it coastin’ cause I’m not boastin bout my group of ethnically diverse friends
Social boundaries we transcend
I’m busy fighting racism by getting drunk in a bar
And singing that U2 song “One Love”

What am I doing with my life right now? Coastin by
Wearing lots of messy buns
What am I doing with my life right now? Getting high
Trying to pronounce the word Quinoa

I’m just coastin so lets get toasted